*Disclaimer: Tonight’s recap is rated PG-13 as the terms “britches” and “chafing” are used, though luckily not in the same sentence, and there is also a suggestive re-enactment. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.*
The TDA Bulls were back on the field looking to continue their unbeaten start against a new opponent to the division in Just For Kicks. TDA were the favorites going in based on the standings but would have to make do without star defenseman Doug, who was out with a case of big babyitis. Regular keeper Tyler got over his own case and returned after a few weeks off. Phil was unable to sub as he was spending the day stuffing his colon with greasy Texas State Fair food, shame, it would have made for an interesting physiological experiment. So Plano-bound đ Alex P got the call, not as keeper this time, but due to his brokenness he was probably still going to pick some turf daisies.